Disney Chopped Off Pixar’s Balls

Once upon a time there was a little animation studio with big digital dreams. It was called Pixar and it was so innovative it changed the movie industry. It was so crazy good that a new category was invented at the bloated Oscars suck-fest to shovel them awards. After a nervous start, Pixar had the big bad studio wolves shitting their pants. But wolves love to eat little Pixars, and one of those big bad studios named Disney bought…